Have you ever told a joke to someone, and they gave you a blank stare letting you know they didn't think your joke was funny? (We've had plenty of practice doing that)
That's what these two cute cats seem to be saying so we thought we'd include some not-so-funny cat jokes (OK, maybe you think they're funny. The cats are obviously not amused) to go along with the picture.
Jokes courtesy of CatQuotes.com
Q: What color is a happy cat?
A: Purrrple.
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: So much purr can.
Q: What is a cat's favourite dessert?
A: Mice pudding.
Q: How do you get milk from a cat?
A: Steal its saucer.
Q: What do you call someone who steals cats?
A: A purr-snatcher.
Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary?
A: A cat that isn't hungry any more.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Q: What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A: A magic kit.
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: Light mouse work.
Q: Why did the Mama cat put stamps on her kittens?
A: She wanted to mail a litter.
Q: Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
A: Petsylvania.
Q: What kind of baths do cats like best?
A: Milk baths.
Q: What do you call a cat penny?
A: A purr cent.
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
A: Catch.
Q: How do you mail a cat?
A: Use fur-class mail.
Q: How do you make a cat dizzy?
A: Give it a tailspin.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A polecat.
Q: Why couldn't the cat go to the fancy party?
A: Her fur coat was at the cleaners.
Q: Why did the cats sell their homes?
A: The neighborhood had gone to the dogs.
Q: Where does a cat hang its wash?
A: On a feline.
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